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The Week in Review. Dec 2

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 December 1 2011 at 09:17:41 PM



“Fuck Tombs! Argh!” Said the HIPSTER HILLBILLY.

IRON HEEL: Saw part of a Tombs set at MDF a few years ago, damn they were boring. I assumed they were new school dudes but then noticed they are like 40+ years old. Have not heard the album in question and have no intention to.

OLLIE REED: I think somewhere I saw that their album is like Decibel's #1 of the year or some shit.

HUTCH BANISTER: Tombs is horrible bro-rock! My friend's shitty band opened for them and Black Anvil. worst bands in NYC! SATAN!!!!!

OLLIE REED: Your mom has Black Anvil underpants.

BALSAC: your Mom has Kylesa underpants with dickholes in 'em

HUTCH: yr mom boned one of the dudes from Black Anvil when he was in a shitty 90's hardcore band

HH: When Watain played here like four years ago Black Anvil and Withered opened for em. I asked Erik about it and he was like, THEY ARE NOT OPENERS. THEY ARE SLAVES.

BALSAC: Did LIVING DECAY put anything out this year? I wanna see them go toe-to-toe with MORBCHRON in a basement. With whip-its.

HH: No. But they ruled the small stages of ATL and beyond.

IRON HEEL: Any of you guys track down the Bone Sickness EP on Detest? Best young death metal band from the Western US. You can probably hear the EP tracks on YouTube. They are killer...

HH: You read Stosuy's TOP 40 METAL RECS yet? Holy shit. The bit about Jef Whitehead being too "Beavis & Butthead" for him and how he and Varg are fratty and he's tired of BM... I can't believe this shit. Almost as hilarious as him picking BLUT AUS NORD #1.

DEPRAYMEZ: "A record I was able to like before I found out we can't be best buds"

HH: Did he really think he and Jef would bond over gay and lesbian lit and tattoos?
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IRON HEEL: That NPR list, ugh...

HUTCH: Lars Gotrich? you gotta be yankin me. that's a pseudonym if I ever heard one

HH: Negative Plane is weird? Negative Plane is weird as yr mom's "back massager."

HH: Krallice is total "sense obliteration?" I want to lock this guy in a public NYC bathroom and play the Boredoms' SOUL DISCHARGE over and over again.

HH: Dude this guy comes right the fuck out and sez he made it his "personal goal to listen to more death metal." What? You make it a personal goal to keep a bottle of bourbon in the house for more than three days or to stop jacking off to jennifer beals' workout scenes in Flashdance. You don't need to make listening to more of X Y or Z brand of Metal a GOAL! You just do it.

MARCUS GARVEY: I’m trying to eat more flax seed.
HH: I don't understand that shit. Don't you just like sprinkle it on stuff? It smells like California to me. I'm trying to eat more hotdogs. I found a heeb nat 1/2 lb dog at the grocer today. Fucking yay, peanut diks.

HH: And anyone who hasn't rocked the new RIOT rec is gonna shit their trou

MARCUS: you're being so elitist right now. It could be problematic.

HH: I made it a personal goal not to vomit a little in my mouth every time Cosmope wirtes something pedestrian about Metallica and is received with no less than 40 "spot ons."

DEPRAYMEZ: Very smart post. Don't let your ego get the best of you like that thoughtful lad in Liturgy.

DEPRAYMEZ: Richard Brunelle...jesus...fuck...

HH: I'm making it a personal goal to listen to more Richard Brunelle era Morbid Angel this year

DEPRAYMEZ: http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/2011_interview_terrorizer.shtml

MG: This is quite problematic and would generate 100 thoughtful comments on Invisible Oranges.

DEPRAYMEZ: As a male with a, may I say, quite considerable background in feminist studies, I am forced to concur with you. We are all better off listening to the Bad Brains...

MG: So one would think, until reflecting at length upon the bad brains lyric "don't blow no fudge buns" and realizing that this is anti-homosexual propaganda. yeesh! Retreat to Hootie and the Blowfish, Dave Matthews. And even then... do you know what brand of gas they use in that tour bus? Does that represent you?

MG: I like his "what if Conan were stranded in the 20th century" economic ideas. Gold, silver, copper coins. Fascinating.

MG: Can’t figure out why they would think of editing this interview ;-p)

HH: Is MORBO CHRON really a bowel disorder???!?!?!? GODDAMN.

HH: I tried to read this but my eyes glazed over by the third word and I was seeing red.

MG: you need more flax seed.




OLLIE REED: SPOT ON! 

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