Monument of Urns - Blaspheme
June 22 2010 at 11:28:17 PM
German dental work?
Blaspheme is Monument of Urns’ fifth EP. Consists of lone title-track, a 29-minute+ “thing” essentially slow, slower, slowest ur-Iommi riff splayed across (percussion, which is) three guys (all named Manny) pushing Wells Fargo trucks off the Chrysler building’s roof (which encapsulates ad hoc reaction to fast-faster-fastest Metal typified by some dude [Dylan Carlson] and some other dude [Joe “Ozzy 4 President” Preston)] getting together… and getting weird, weirder, weirdest.
Yeah, what I thought Earth would sound like… Don’t like it nearly as much. But I was able to work through excruciating long wait (nearly 28 minutes+) at Zesto’s to-go window running this into ear-splitting loci. Will never play it again unless two gimps bring me the beaten body and sordid mind of Phil Freeman, who I will perfunctorily lock in my wife’s closet with
Blaspheme running into ear-splitting loci ad infinitum until said penbanger deliquesces into infinitesimal pool of uric, but velveteen, goodwill.
[Stewart Voegtlin]
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