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Drudkh - Microcosmos

 June 21 2009 at 09:38:32 PM



Two minutes, 15 seconds worth of instrumentals. That’s the most interesting music here, bar none. “Days That Passed” is pulled piece by piece from the pages of Robert E. Howard. Droning harmonium, spitting cymbal, war drum pounded with twin bear paw. It’s the barbarian giving some sorceress his Savage Sword in an ember-lit hump chamber littered with pelts, amulets, critter skulls. I can almost smell the saddle leather, the expired wine, the witch pussy.

And then the next 37 minutes are spent worthlessly on the big ol’ bore, which is to say it’s 37 minutes of the driving, emotive, totally fucking monotonous “Black Metal,” that’s really not so different from the music Isis thinks it’s creating. To wit: Extended instrumental passages with little-to-no variation on thematic; crescendo-less crescendo; milquetoast riffs a helluva lot less convincing than, say, Windir, at harnessing “roots music” and meshing it with a genre that nowadays rarely edifies or acknowledges its own roots, preferring silly detours with psychedelia and bogus “agrarian” emocore.

Those “hip” to the anguished cries from the Hate Forest guy who’s “channeling” his forefather’s anguish, or something as precious as that, will find much shit to roll around in, as Thurios – or whatever the guy’s name is – gives each song the same AGGH! delivery while probably prattling on about flora, fauna, bovine, magik, a big goddamned pot of hare stew, steel, fire, the vernal equinox, etc. It’s a big pill to take up the rectum and I’ve always been a fan of waiting out sickness anyway.

[Stewart Voegtlin]

Drudkh
Microcosmos
2009
Season of Mist
type: reviews    keywords: black metal, lhp027, ancestors, conan, zaamooora, doodoo, dffd metal,   

Comments (14)

  • 33 comments
    Miskatonic
    8:30 AM on Jun 22, 2009 // reply »
    Before reading this review I had only heard "Blood in our Wells" by Drudkh. I'm a pretty big fan of that record. In fact, I've been so in to it that I haven't been able to move on to the any of their other output. I figured, "why dilute the experience?" When I read this review I decided to preview this new one. Having just finished the first full song, I have to say that your ISIS comparison is spot on. That's disappointing because I figure that a little ISIS goes a lonnnggg way. (In fact, I've only really digested Panopticon and the Mosquito Control EP (I love how heavy that EP is).) So, what we don't need is a slightly buzzier version of ISIS. I'll need to listen to it a few more time before coming to any conclusions, but this does not look good...
  • 57 comments
    neu konservatiw
    8:30 AM on Jun 22, 2009 // reply »
    So you liked it?
    By the way, thanks for permanently ruining the intro for me. Never again will I be able to listen to the opening track without expecting the voice of Mako Iwamatsu to break in at any moment with the tale of a young Cimmerian boy.
  • 321 comments
    VOEGTLIN
    8:36 AM on Jun 22, 2009 // reply »
    Should not ruin for you. Conan make bad thing better. Conan even make DooDoo good.
  • 1 comment
    9:23 AM on Jun 22, 2009 // reply »
    CONAN is rule. Woman should not have returned as ghost warrior. Conan not need help from dead woman. Otherwise high water mark of culture. Drudkh much improved by association. If pass off film clips as "instrumental interludes" anyhow, better to use music WHEEL OF PAIN to bookend buzz.
  • 33 comments
    Miskatonic
    9:58 AM on Jun 22, 2009 // reply »
    Why puny naked man talk like Hulk? Puny, naked man make funny DooDoo joke.
  • 30 comments
    -c
    2:26 PM on Jun 22, 2009 // reply »
    i agree with Stew. not only do i feel the same with this album but as well with 'estrangement' + 'anti-urban'. could be that i am burnt out on them but over all i feel they lost what made them dynamic. while i don't mind monotonous music, there's been little to hold my attention from the past three releases. 'blood in our wells' is perhaps, still, my favorite release of theirs.
  • 57 comments
    Khitan General
    8:51 PM on Jun 22, 2009 // reply »
    Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good. But what is best in life?
  • 2 comments
    20 Buck Spin
    5:36 PM on Jun 25, 2009 // reply »
    Yeah this album was weak. Glad the D666 promo came with it, and pissed all over it.
  • 57 comments
    Khitan General
    11:11 PM on Jun 25, 2009 // reply »
    Wrong! VOEGTLIN, what is best in life?
  • 1 comment
    Solomon Grundy
    8:35 AM on Jun 26, 2009 // reply »
    KRDRUSH YA ENAMEEZ, SEE THEM DRIVUM BEFAW YAOW, AND HEAH DE LEMINTAYSHON UV DE WIMMIN
  • 57 comments
    Khitan General
    10:43 AM on Jun 26, 2009 // reply »
    [Cheers]...That is good! That is good.
  • 1 comment
    Yaroslav
    12:49 PM on Jul 22, 2009 // reply »
    I think this review is the purest SHIT I have ever read. The author is pure imbecile.
  • 321 comments
    VOEGTLIN
    12:51 PM on Jul 22, 2009 // reply »
    You commentor is pure imbecile. I think this comment is the SHIT I ever read.
  • 2 comments
    Windowlicker
    2:43 PM on Feb 23, 2010 // reply »
    I like this album as well. A lot. I will add that I like the "boring" atmosphere and the uninspired riffage or what have you. Sometimes that shit is comforting. And sometimes comfort is nice, especially if you dont need Blood Libels or in ur Wellz LOLZ. Plus the soloing was well put, although I can imagine it being described as tacked on. Music writing isnt always as easy as opening up a thesauraus of riffs and connecting the dots man.
 

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