Bottoms Up
December 23 2011 at 11:14:23 AM
Joy and good cheer...
SUFFERIN BASTARD
Charcoal filtered gin of your choice
Pickle spear
Tea glass
Fill tea glass with gin. Garnish with pickle. Suffer bastard, suffer.
BOTTLE ROCKET
Moonshine, two jiggers
Maraschino cherry
Pour moonshine in glass. Drop cherry into glass. Light. Extinguish. Drink. Repeat.
AUNT JAMEMESON
Serve in shot form. 2/3 Jameson and 1/3 maple syrup.
Even though Jameson is a fag whisky you make some sacrifices for a good pun
THE REDNECK HIPSTER
1/2 can Pabst Blue Ribbon
1/2 can Mt. Dew Code Red
DIRTY SANCHEZ
Godiva Liqueur, one jigger
Mezcal, two jiggers
Rub your prick all over the rim of a highball glass. Fill with Godiva liqueur and mezcal. Stir with your prick. Throw it at your girlfriend. Ole.
THE COSMOPE-POLITAN
Write about getting wasted in the 2nd person but have no actual experience with such.
THE VOEGTLIN
Can Keystone Light
Shot of Kentucky Gentleman
Drink beer. Do shot. Repeat. Google image search "Dita Von Teese leather" until you pass out.
THE TODD DEPORNO
3 oz Limoncello
Serve in Alexis Texas ass mold and garnish with crazy straw
THE BRANDON STOSUY
1 container Duncan Hines cake frosting
Microwave till warm and serve off sole of Sasha Grey's boot
Aaaaand we're outta here. Thanks to everyone who bought a copy of our mag, wrote in and talked shit. It was fun. We'll see you all again in 2012.
Now, raise your glass in honor of Seth Putnam, Peter Falk, Randy Savage, Cory Smoot, Scott Columbus, Gary Moore , Kevin Mahoney, Pete Postlethwaite, Mike Starr, Bubba Smith, Steve Klatz, Cynthia Myers, Uncle Leo and Wurzel.
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Happy 2012