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 December 12 2010 at 01:12:50 AM



With ya cock out. Glam wasn’t always pretty, not even always wimpy. Successors to Punk’s propensity for epic self-destruction may have gotten carried away with leg kicks and cosmetics, but carried on much the same as it ever was. Give any unloved fuck-up a steady diet of cash and womens and see what happens next. The era of rock star N.D.E.s and so many trite reflections on darkness not fondly remembered for a number of reasons. Not least of which the fact that after Sabbath, most pro Metallers and aging rockers are over-achieving goody-goodies with low income by comparison, nurturing bitterness long before Nikki Sixx rested his bottle of Jack on Jane Dickinson’s bare ass.

Numero uno dirtbag Seth Putnam is Mr. Hyde even to Sixxx’s already poor portrait of hard livin’. Died wrong, living worse, and somehow even more offensive as a tic-ridden oddity. Man, it’s bad when you get to that place without even drummin’ for Guns. Don’t keep Putnam down though. Like a shark beaten unto retardation and released back into the waters, just keeps on swimming. From crack smoking to cack rackin’, red bandana tied 'round a man-sized carbuncle screaming 10 tracks of crank, fist, and fuck – some kinna unholy Mick Mars and Murder Junkies crossbreed - contained in soiled mattress, 80’s practice space, nth dubbed demo tape ambience. Check: Shit-faced solos buried by gain and knuckle fat. Check: Gang chants. Check: Horrible heart-rending ballad, “I Wish My Dealer Was Still Open.” Check: Putnam ripping endless screams like he's teabagging Grace Perry to Cosmo Lee's lament.  Even when the jokes fall flat, it's all played loud enough, hard enough, straight enough to not even matter. Sounds from a shriveled sac so goddamn obnoxious and catchy it's almost enough to make up for Lord Petrus’s sudden croakage. FU-KKIN' A.

[Todd DePalma]

Anal Cunt
Fuckin’ A
2010
Patac Records

Comments (11)

  • 40 comments
    The Right Hand Path
    12:30 AM on Dec 14, 2010 // reply »
    Your review style is unique and worth emulating Todd! The photograph used in the review is funny especially when a band's name is Anal Cunt and their album named Fucking A ;-)
  • 1 comment
    The Diagonal Path
    7:02 AM on Dec 14, 2010 // reply »
    Your comment style is banal and pointless and worth banning your IP address over. There's nothing funny or interesting or provocative about any of the comments you post, especially when one considers you're only posting to advertise your own "Very Metal" website. ;)
  • 4 comments
    The Right Hand Path
    5:34 PM on Dec 14, 2010 // reply »
    LOLOL im still gay LOLOL
  • 40 comments
    The Right Hand Path
    11:21 PM on Dec 14, 2010 // reply »
    Listen you "The Right Hand Path" impersonator, if you are so gay, go join some gay group instead of being a killjoy here
  • 40 comments
    The Right Hand Path
    1:12 AM on Dec 15, 2010 // reply »
    @The Diagonal Path Who the hell are you? What the fuck do you think of yourself? You and your so-called "The Diagonal Path" user id here are a cloak for you to hide your irrelevance and emptiness. You are nobody to judge me and what the fuck do you consider yourself you bastard? Some kind of high and mighty critic and pastmaster, eh, loser? Infact you should be banned from Earth. I'm not here to please anyone and if you fucking don't like what I say that's your problem asshole. You and not me are responsible for your perception you loser. And you don't own and run this website to determine IP bans, fuck off from what isn't yours you scum. And it is evident pathetic bastards like you exist by criticizing people like me & aren't you advertising your worthlessness with your sorry attempts to ridicule my name you cretin. And hell to your judgements of Metal, you worthless piece of shit
  • 5 comments
    autonocuous
    10:10 AM on Dec 15, 2010 // reply »
    Too bad you didn't show the rest of that pic. That chubby slob getting domed up while shooting up is extra funny to me. Either way, fuck Anal Cunt and their utter uselessness.

    Whats up with these "Path" fellas? I think DePalma and Stew need to ask for ID at the entrance, keep the kids outta here.
  • 15 comments
    FF
    1:15 PM on Dec 15, 2010 // reply »
    god love this band. god hate the kids.
  • 386 comments
    VOEGTLIN
    2:23 PM on Dec 15, 2010 // reply »
    Yeah, um, "Path" kids, cut the shit. Commenting about the music, the review, the reviewer --- all game. But this catfight queerfest aint gonna cut it here. Exchange e-mail addys or whatever, but take it away from my doorstep.

    I like Anal Cunt. They are stupid and silly and play fast and I can get behind all that.
  • 5 comments
    Dictator
    2:39 PM on Dec 15, 2010 // reply »
    Is that Seth Putnam in the pic? Fuck i didn't even know he was still alive. I remember some years back he made a news post on his website saying something along the lines of "Sorry for the lack of updates the past couple of months, I overdosed on coke and went into a coma and now I'm in a wheelchair." etc.
  • 20 comments
    Dr. Doomstoned, D.S.M.
    4:10 PM on Dec 17, 2010 // reply »
    Recall crossing paths with this Morbid Florist in '95 in the backwaters of Suffolk County, Long Island (note: where numerous skeletal remains are now being uncovered). A twisted man indeed, who took particular interest in my chubby friend from Social Diformity. Never did find out exactly what went down in that rat shit plastered dressing room of Frank Cariola's The Roxy. I maybe think Violent Society played that night as well. Perhaps even the Deathkids too, who knows. All lost to a timefog.
  • 4 comments
    Kalle Runeson
    4:42 PM on Jan 07, 2011 // reply »
    Anal Cunt are awesome. I thought the coudet get any better after Defenders of the Hate but Fuckin A proves me wrong.
 

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